Mars Invasion

It's Over!

There’s nothing that can be said about it. I don’t want publicity. I don’t want to become a newspaper item. I don’t see anything I would call consciousness. When the world ends, will this still be on-line? I can imagine the chattering Martians, gathered around the video. All humans now out of the picture, the Martians look at laptop screens, reading my Substack pieces. They have invaded earth.

A few hardy preppers are still alive, living in the wilderness, but the cities are now inhabited by people from the red planet, whose main hobby is reading Substack newsletters left behind by Americans smart enough to see what was coming.

Now I have 39 human subscribers and many hundreds of Martian viewers eating green popcorn. My Substack articles are among the most popular of all! Martians are swell guys to have as readers — all my pieces are free! There’s no animus towards Martians, who of course do not have any stupid debit cards which were always dehumanizing in any case.

But the last thing I want to do is de-Martian-ise this newsletter. Now that I finally have viewers? I mean—why?

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